BREAKING NEWS: I Gave Supermodel Too Much Credit

Apparently one shouldn't trust a column called "The Daily Dish." Turns out gossip is just gossip. Who knew?

Gisele Bundchen does not require payment in Euros only. She did not make a sound financial decision, after all.

I apologize to those who have found their worlds turned upside-down from my previous revelation that a supermodel has done something intelligent. Have no fear: the world has been righted again.