Also, say goodbye to the real value of your savings.
Sorry to break it to you kids, but the US is not the best, richest, smartest, most powerful country in the world.
Why’s that? The value of the dollar has steadily been decreasing in comparison to the Euro (and any currency for that matter). Anyone who’s gone abroad know this, some of us curse the Germans for making spätzle so damn expensive in Munich. No? Just me? Well, whatever, curse the Germans anyway.
Renowned supermodel Giselle Bundchen now accepts payment in Euros only, citing the American dollar as “too weak.” She’s right. She deserves every million she’s paid for shaking her ass down the runway for 30.2 seconds. No one is going to con her out of the money she so diligently works for.
Will the dollar rebound? My hunch says it will, approximately on or around January 20, 2009. But don’t take my word for it, I’m no financial expert (I’m already tens of thousands in debt, thanks Georgetown University!).
Also, Prince, or the artist formerly known as the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, is threatening legal action to fansites that use his image. Ummm, what? Does this violate First Amendment rights or is it better not to have to look at his rat face that never seems to age? You decide!
This also just in: when you’re sick you spend too much time reading gossip online.
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